1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:08,874 3 STRAIGHT NIGHTS OF BUZZING, BLASTING, BLINKING, BLAZMATAZ! 2 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,076 IF HEAVEN IS ANYTHING LIKE A VIDEO GAME CONVENTION, 3 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:15,508 I'M PREPARED TO BE A VERY, VERY GOOD BOY TO GET THERE. 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,116 PLASTIC BAG? FOR FREE? 5 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,749 OH, JAKE, THIS IS HEAVEN! 6 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:21,854 AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MISSIN' IT. 7 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,416 HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 8 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,993 WHY DON'T YOU REMIND ME HOW MUCH FUN YOU'RE HAVING 9 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,632 WHILE I'M HERE PAINTING SELF PORTRAITS WITH MY TOES. 10 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:31,158 STUPID SCHOOL-NIGHT- NO-GOING-OUT RULES. 11 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,918 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE. 12 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:36,537 THAT I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS WEARING THIS KAMIKAI BIG HAND 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,597 KUNG FU 3 COSTUME. 14 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,165 I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH GONNA DRESS UP. 15 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,043 I TOLD YOU IT'S A TEAM COSTUME. 16 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,543 I'M THE KAMIKAI PLAYER. 17 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,905 WELL, YOU CAN SWITCH IT TO SOLO MODE, PLAYA. 18 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,784 I'M NOT STICKIN' STAND AROUND HERE 19 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,652 DRESSED LIKE SOME KIND OF BRIDE OF FREAKENSTEIN. 20 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,951 NICE KAMIKAI COSTUME! 21 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,323 MMM-MMM-MMM. 22 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:55,851 THIS REALLY IS HEAVEN. 23 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,856 OH, UH, SORRY FOR RUBBING IT IN, JAKEY. 24 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,359 HAVE FUN WITH THAT TOE THING. 25 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,031 YO, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 26 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,599 Spud: UH, CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? 27 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:07,227 ALL THE FUN MAKES IT PRETTY HARD TO HEAR. 28 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,241 JUST SAVE ME A SPOT IN THE GAME TESTING LINE. 29 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,237 I'M ON MY WAY. 30 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,968 WELL, MOST OF ME ANYWAY. 31 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,335 YES, A PERFECT CHI DOPPELGANGER COPY. 32 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,344 GIVE IT UP FOR DRAGON POWERS. 33 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,006 DRAGON UP! 34 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:23,315 JUST LIE DOWN AND PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP. 35 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,617 I'LL BE HOME AT-- [KNOCKING] 36 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,118 Haley: JAKE, CAN I COME IN? 37 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,619 I NEED THE GLUE FOR AN ART PROJECT. 38 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,951 IT'S, UH, NOT IN HERE. 39 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,306 MOM SAYS IT'S IN YOUR CLOSET. 40 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,658 COME ON, JAKE! MY TOOTHPICK TAJ MAHAL IS ALREADY CRUMBLING. 41 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,261 YO, HALEY, CAN'T YOU SEE THE DOOR'S LOCKED? 42 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:39,062 THAT'S OK. I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PICK THIS LOCK AGES AGO. 43 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,626 WHAT? NO, NO! HEY! 44 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,215 WHY'S THE WINDOW OPEN? 45 00:01:43,219 --> 00:01:44,799 IS THERE A FIRE OR TROUBLE OUTSIDE? 46 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,035 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JAKE? 47 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,840 I, UH, IT'S-- 48 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,641 YES, JAKE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 49 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,283 GETTING SOME... MORE GLUE? 50 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,149 HEH HEH. 51 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,001 ¶ HE'S COOL ¶ 52 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:57,619 ¶ HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 53 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,248 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶ 54 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,753 ¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 55 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:04,024 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 56 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,064 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 57 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:09,801 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 58 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,297 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 59 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,328 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL ¶ 60 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,074 ¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 61 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:16,369 ¶ REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 62 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,270 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 63 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:23,213 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 64 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:29,379 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 65 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,323 ¶ SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 66 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,818 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 67 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,190 ¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶ 68 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,688 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 69 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,660 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 70 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:44,998 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 71 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:54,309 YA HEARD! 72 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,878 IF DISAPPOINTMENT WERE DONUTS, 73 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,436 I WOULD BE DROWNING IN POWERED SUGAR RIGHT NOW, MISTER. 74 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,726 IF WE CAN'T TRUST YOU NOT TO SNEAK OUT, 75 00:03:01,731 --> 00:03:04,021 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND OTHER WAYS TO KEEP YOU SAFE. 76 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:07,448 LIKE THIS GROUND-O-MATIC TERRIBLE TEEN SECURITY SYSTEM. 77 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,994 WINDOW AND DOOR ALARMS, MOTION SENSOR, 78 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,290 A SIREN LIKE A FIRE TRUCK 79 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,992 DRIVING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR EARDRUMS. 80 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,333 HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE ROTTEN APPLES, 81 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,999 SIR SNEAKS-A-LOT OUT... A LOT? 82 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:19,769 I-- 83 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,927 THAT'S RIGHT. 84 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,095 I DON'T THINK ANY OF US HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO SAY EXCEPT-- 85 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,044 [BEEP BEEP] [LOW HUM] 86 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,070 DON'T YOU THINK DAD'S GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD ON THIS? 87 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,805 I MEAN, WHAT IF I GOT DRAGON BUSINESS LATE AT NIGHT? 88 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,081 THEN YOUR GRANDFATHER WILL CALL ME, 89 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,709 AND I'LL TURN OFF THE SYSTEM. 90 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,854 BUT MOM-- I'M SORRY, JAKE. 91 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,318 BUT YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF. 92 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:39,917 TEENAGER ESCAPING! [SPEAKING SPANISH] 93 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,450 WHOA! 94 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,445 JONATHAN! 95 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,216 WHOA! 96 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,215 [BEEP BEEP] 97 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,926 THANKS, HONEY. 98 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,456 I BROUGHT BACK THE GLUE. 99 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,865 WHAT? ARE YOU GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT? 100 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,267 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK IF I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE YOU'RE DOING IT. 101 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,970 SEE, THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT-- 102 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,442 YES! I'M GIVING YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT. 103 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,511 OH, YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT THEN. 104 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:05,079 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I DESERVE IT ANYWAY. 105 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,709 OF COURSE NOT. 106 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,353 YOU'RE MISS GOODY TWO-SHOES WHO NEVER DOES ANYTHING WRONG. 107 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,849 WHAT? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BAD THING? 108 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,151 POLLY PERFECT. 109 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,322 I NEVER SAID I WAS-- 110 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,320 NELLY McNICE-NICE. 111 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,571 PLEASE STOP THAT. 112 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:16,822 PRINCESS KISS-UP. I ASKED YOU TO-- 113 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,494 DEBBIE DO-GOOD. THAT'S NOT-- 114 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,932 ST. PERFECTUS. I SAID-- 115 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,087 LITTLE HALEY HALO. I'M-- 116 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,025 STOP IT! I'M NOT ALWAYS A GOODY TWO-SHOES. 117 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,401 SOMETIMES I START TO THINK ABOUT MAYBE DOING SOMETHING 118 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,430 THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY GOOD. 119 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,935 OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT? 120 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:33,507 OK. I'VE GOT ONE. 121 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:36,067 THERE'S THIS NEW TV SHOW I LIKE CALLED 122 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,456 POOKA POOKA FUN-FUN FARM. 123 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,840 IT'S ABOUT A WACKY PUPPET AND CRAZY SONGS. 124 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,506 AND IT'S NOT EVEN EDUCATIONAL. BUT IT'S SO, SO FUNNY. 125 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,975 DAD SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH. 126 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,153 HE SAYS THE POOKA PUPPET IS TOO DARN CREEPY. 127 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,252 BUT I REALLY WANT TO WATCH IT ANYWAY. 128 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,124 DOES THAT MAKE ME A HORRIBLE PERSON? 129 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:51,123 HA HA HA! THAT'S IT? 130 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:53,055 I'VE GOT AT LEAST 6 PATENTED METHODS 131 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,390 OF WATCHING SHOWS MOM AND DAD HATE. 132 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:58,025 AND I'D BE HAPPY TO SHARE MY TECHNIQUE. 133 00:04:58,032 --> 00:05:00,522 OH, I REALLY SHOULDN'T. 134 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,997 DAD SAID "NO." AND IT'S AGAINST MY NATURE TO GET IN TROUBLE. 135 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,723 I COULDN'T-- OH. 136 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,442 MY BAD. HERE, CAN I SHINE UP THOSE GOODY TWO-SHOES FOR YOU? 137 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,312 BRING ON THE POOKA. 138 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:14,262 EXCELLENT. 139 00:05:14,264 --> 00:05:17,224 I'M THINKIN' WE'LL GO WITH PATENTED METHOD NUMBER 4. 140 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,188 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT SOME HELP CLEANING THE STORAGE CLOSET. 141 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,347 I'M SURE A LOT OF THINGS IN THERE COULD GO TO PEOPLE IN NEED. 142 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:26,526 OF COURSE, MY LITTLE BUNDLE OF ALL THAT IS SWEET AND GOOD. 143 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,257 JUST TRY NOT TO WORK TOO HARD, DEAR. 144 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:31,902 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO STRAIN YOUR ANGEL WINGS. 145 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,269 THANKS, GRANDPA. 146 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:36,137 I LOVE YOU. 147 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,996 I TELL YA. THAT LITTLE GIRLIE GIRL CAN DO NO WRONG. 148 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:42,186 TOO LATE, POOKA POOKA! 149 00:05:42,192 --> 00:05:45,382 I'M TURNING YOUR FARM INTO A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL STADIUM. 150 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,949 HA HA HA! 151 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,047 OH, YOU LIKE BASEBALL? 152 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:52,048 HA HA HA. WELL, HERE'S THE WIND UP. 153 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,422 WHOA! 154 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,521 HEE HEE HEE. 155 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,192 AND HERE'S THE PITCH. 156 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,261 1, 2, 3, 4. 157 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,589 ¶ MOOKA MOOKA NA-GO-NA ¶ 158 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,095 ¶ WAKI WAKI CHICK SA DO ¶ 159 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:06,228 ¶ SASHI SASHI BA-GO-BA ¶ 160 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,103 ¶ DO-GA POOKA'S ROCK AND ROLL ¶ 161 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:10,373 WHOA! 162 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,401 HA HA HA! 163 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,265 POOKA POOKA! 164 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,643 [CRASH] 165 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,584 Jake: HAVE FUN? AAH! 166 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,979 I DID IT. IT WAS ME. 167 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,380 WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE? 168 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:22,902 IT MAKES YOU LOOK GUILTY. 169 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:24,419 OF COURSE I LOOK GUILTY. I AM GUILTY. 170 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,698 I BROKE A RULE. 171 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:26,992 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I COULD GET IN? 172 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,617 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 173 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,022 EASY THERE, PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. 174 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,164 IF I KNEW HOW BAD YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE IT. 175 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,630 BAD? ARE YOU JOKING? 176 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,628 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! 177 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,100 HUH? MORE! 178 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,228 I HAVE TO HAVE MORE! 179 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,283 MORE DANGER, MORE RULE-BREAKING! 180 00:06:41,284 --> 00:06:43,334 I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST TAKE ME ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 181 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:44,667 YEAH...I DON'T KNOW IF... 182 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:49,241 HEY, YOU, UH, WOULDN'T HAVE ANY IDEAS ON GETTING PAST 183 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,483 THE TERRIBLE TEEN SECURITY SYSTEM WOULD YOU? 184 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,408 THAT ALARM REMOTE IS SO COOL, DAD. 185 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,305 CAN I STUDY ITS INTERNAL WIRING TONIGHT? 186 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:59,476 I'M THINKING OF TAKING A COURSE IN SOLID STATE CIRCUITRY. 187 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,016 OH, SURE THING, PUMPKIN. 188 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,991 ANYTHING FOR MY RESPONSIBLE 189 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,320 AND TRUSTWORTHY LITTLE GIRL. 190 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:09,063 Haley: TERRIBLE TEEN MAIN SYSTEM SHUT OFF ACTIVATED. 191 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,062 I AM DEFINITELY LIKING THE NEW HALEY. 192 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:16,565 WHOA, WAIT. NOBODY SAID WE'RE DOING THE COSTUME THING AGAIN TONIGHT. 193 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,570 I DIDN'T BRING MY GAME PAD. 194 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,942 I'M COSTUME NAKED! 195 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,940 IT AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO WITH YOU, BOY. 196 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,162 AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HELPING 197 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,380 MY SUPER FINE KAMIKAI BOY RECOGNIZE ME. 198 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:30,520 GREETINGS. WOULD MY LADY CARE TO DANCE, DANCE PARTY BLAST? 199 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,677 WHY, YES, YOUR LADY WOULD. 200 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,186 WHAT UP, BUD? 201 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,687 J-MAN, YOU MADE IT, BUDDY. 202 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,009 YEAH, I GOT SOME HELP FROM-- 203 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:40,317 AAH! TATTLE-TALE POLICE! RUN, JAKE. I'LL DISTRACT HER. 204 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,027 HEY--HEY, LOOK, I'M A HUMAN PETTING ZOO. 205 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:46,530 [IMITATING GOAT] I'M AN OLD GOAT. 206 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:49,433 [IMITATING PIG] I'M A BABY PIGGY. 207 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:50,596 AHH, SOMEONE SCRATCH ME. 208 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,374 IT'S OK, SPUD. HALEY'S WITH ME. 209 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,373 SHE'S COOL NOW. 210 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:57,374 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, MAY I RECOMMEND 211 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,607 TRYING TO SCORE A FREE PLASTIC TOTE BAG? 212 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:02,353 SURE TO BECOME A VALUABLE COLLECTOR'S ITEM. 213 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,769 ISN'T THAT JUST FOR HOLDING 214 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,176 ALL THE OTHER FREE STUFF THEY GIVE AWAY? 215 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:09,015 AHH, FLYING DISKS, YO-YOS, 216 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:12,422 GLOW ERASERS, LICORICE JOY STICKS-- 217 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,486 SO MUCH, SO FREE. 218 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:18,225 IT'S LIKE HEAVEN GOT A BONUS LEVEL. [LAUGHING] 219 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,762 WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST-- 220 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,096 [SQUEALING] POOKA POOKA! 221 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,002 HEE HEE HEE! POOKA POOKA POOKA! 222 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:28,544 UH, OK, SO WE'LL JUST MEET BACK AT THE HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT! 223 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,582 [DING] [DING] [DING] 224 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:31,437 OWW! 225 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:32,575 POOKA POOKA! 226 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,549 [SQUEALING AND LAUGHING] 227 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,148 [SIGHS] 228 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,254 SHOOT, I GOTTA GO! 229 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,493 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 230 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,747 BUT ONCE THE KAMIKAI COSTUME COMES ON, 231 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,556 IT'S LIKE HALF AN HOUR OF ZIPPER TIME 232 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,288 BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN THINK ABOUT-- 233 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,563 NO, I MEAN, I GOTTA GO HOME. 234 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,981 I'M WAY PAST MY CURFEW. 235 00:08:48,978 --> 00:08:50,388 WELL, CAN I SEE YOU SOME OTHER TIME? 236 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:51,627 I REALLY GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW. 237 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,332 HUH? 238 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,242 THAT WAS AWESOME! 239 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,697 WHERE WERE YOU? I SAID MIDNIGHT. 240 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,165 HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW COOL IT WAS TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE? 241 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,075 WHATEVER. LET'S JUST GET INSIDE-- 242 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,237 I BLEW A WHOLE MONTH OF ALLOWANCE ON POOKA POOKA STUFF. 243 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,346 THEY EVEN HAD A DVD. THAT'S GREAT, BUT-- 244 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,448 AND WHAT A RUSH SHOVING THOSE OTHER KIDS OUT OF THE WAY 245 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,420 TO CUT IN THE POOKA KARAOKE LINE. 246 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,839 I'M SURE IT WAS VERY-- 247 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,262 AND, OF COURSE, IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING 248 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:16,685 WHEN I ROBBED GRANDPA'S SHOP ON THE WAY HOME. 249 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,390 YEAH, THAT'S-- WAIT. YOU WHAT? 250 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:21,432 OH, DON'T BE SUCH A GOODY TWO-SHOES, JAKE. 251 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,458 NOBODY SAW ME. 252 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,562 [ALARM RINGING] 253 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,225 [MUMBLING] 254 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,473 COME ON, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 255 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,469 BUT--WH-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 256 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,571 PORTABLE DVD PLAYER. DUH! 257 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,614 GOTTA WATCH MY POOKA POOKA. 258 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,508 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ON ME RIGHT? 259 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:40,510 BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AN EXTREMELY BAD IDEA. 260 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,454 OK, GOOD NIGHT. 261 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,649 AHH, MAN. 262 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,147 Jonathan: JAKE-A-RULE, HALEY-BALEY, 263 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,215 SHAKE YOUR LEGSIES FOR BACON AND EGGSIES. 264 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,164 COOL. I'M STARVING FROM, UH, 265 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,531 A FOOL NIGHT OF THINKING ABOUT MY ACTIONS. 266 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,330 OK, NOW, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MISTER. 267 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,303 HALEY! 268 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,540 OK, I'M COMING ALREADY! 269 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,199 WHAT? 270 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,466 UM...PUMPKIN. 271 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,114 UH...THERE WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE A SECOND 272 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,710 BONUS APRIL FOOL'S DAY THIS YEAR IS THERE? 273 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,583 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DAD? UGH! 274 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,522 COOKED ANIMALS AND MUSH. YUM. 275 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,578 IS SOMETHING WRONG, HONEY? 276 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,546 JAKE, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? 277 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,515 UH... 278 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,493 THAT REMINDS ME, I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER ART PROJECT. 279 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,732 IT'S AN OATMEAL PAINTING. 280 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,557 I CALL IT, THE BOY WHO TALKED TOO MUCH. 281 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,563 LOOK FAMILIAR? 282 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,564 AND THIS IS WHERE THE MEAT HAMMER GOES. 283 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:34,727 HYAH! 284 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,045 OHH! 285 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,372 A LITTLE GRUESOME, DON'T YOU THINK, SWEETIE? 286 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,471 VERY CREATIVE USE OF RAISINS THOUGH. 287 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,273 WHATEVER! I'M OUT. 288 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,494 WITHOUT YOUR BREAKFAST? 289 00:10:42,491 --> 00:10:43,711 I'LL PICK UP AN ENERGY DRINK AND SOME PORK RINDS 290 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:47,150 ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL. JUST BUTT OUT! UGH! 291 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,307 I TOOK HER TOO FAR TOO FAST. 292 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,916 AND NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BRING HER BACK. 293 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,847 IF I TELL MY PARENTS, I'LL NEVER LEAVE MY ROOM AGAIN. 294 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,454 YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP? 295 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:59,155 THE SPACEDOG ARMADA NOVELTY SLIDE WHISTLE. 296 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,559 [WHISTLES] 297 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,240 IT MAKES CIRCUS MUSIC. 298 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,925 YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE, I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT BOYS NAME. 299 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,932 ALL I HAVE TO REMEMBER HIM BY IS THIS KAMIKAI BIG HAND GLOVE. 300 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,246 THERE'S STILL ONE NIGHT OF VIDGAME CON LEFT. 301 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,574 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK FOR THE GUY IN THE KAMIKAI COSTUME? 302 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,514 YOU THINK HE'D WEAR THAT THING WITHOUT THE BIG HAND? 303 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,681 BOY, PLEASE, MY MAN KEEPS HIS KAMIKAI RI-ZZEAL. 304 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:25,720 HE'S LIKE A KYLE WILKINS WITH A SIZZLIN' DOUBLE SCOOP OF MYSTERY AND EXCITEMENT. 305 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,449 COME ON! GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF! 306 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,324 [BANGING] 307 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:29,852 AAH! 308 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,516 WHAT THE? HALEY? 309 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,385 GRR! 310 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,561 [GRUNTING] 311 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,629 HMM. 312 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:42,833 FREE NUTTERFUDGE BARS! 313 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,403 WANT ONE? 314 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,574 YOU CAN'T JUST... 315 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,741 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO BE IN IN SCHOOL? 316 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,510 AREN'T YOU? 317 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,568 HUH? 318 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,806 [BELL RINGS] 319 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,381 BETTER GET BACK TO CLASS, JAKE. 320 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,610 DRAGON UP! 321 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,675 WHOO-HOO! 322 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,653 [ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY] 323 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:04,057 Jake: DRAGON UP! 324 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,931 GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHOPLIFTING PUNK! 325 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:10,727 COOL! SOMETHING TO WASH DOWN THE NUTTERFUDGE. 326 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,325 5 CLAW DISCOUNT. 327 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,467 HALEY, YOU'RE KIND OF GOING OVERBOARD 328 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,873 WITH THIS BREAKING THE RULES THING. 329 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,014 TALK TO THE CAN, JOHNNY NO FUN. 330 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:26,409 HEY, THAT'S--PBBLTH. 331 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,484 [HUMMING] 332 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,483 [NEIGHS] 333 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,424 Jake: I'M NOT PLAYING HERE, HALEY! 334 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,550 [GASPS] 335 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,785 [IMITATING MAN] HELLO, SCHOOL NURSE? 336 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,564 THIS IS HALEY LONG'S DOCTOR. 337 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,032 SHE'S VERY SICK WITH A BOOGER INFECTION 338 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,870 AND CAN'T COME TO SCHOOL FOR AT LEAST 2-- 339 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,397 HEY! GAME OVER. 340 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,871 I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 341 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,339 YOU'RE NOT THE DRAGON MASTER OF ME. 342 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,468 OH, YOU DO NOT WANT TO ESCALATE. 343 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,674 Both: DRAGON UP! 344 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,284 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 345 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,680 [BEEPING] 346 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,081 OOH! POOKA POOKA TIME! 347 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,453 POOKA POOKA! 348 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,522 HUH? 349 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,685 HELLO? 350 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,289 Pooka: MY PRIZED POSIES. 351 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,062 POOKA POOKA! 352 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,030 [HALEY LAUGHS] 353 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,564 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 354 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,826 UH, POOKA CHA-CHA? 355 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,574 DON'T WORRY, PRINCESS. 356 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,569 MOM AND DAD AREN'T HOME. 357 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,870 COME ON AND WATCH WITH ME. 358 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,871 IT'S AN ALL-NEW EPISODE TODAY. 359 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,673 UH-- [TELEPHONE RINGS] 360 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,480 HELLO. 361 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,598 JAKE, HAVE YOU SEEN HALEY? 362 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,706 IT'S SO OFF HER LIFE PATH TO BE LATE FOR DRAGON TRAINING. 363 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,675 UH, HALEY'S NOT REALLY HERSELF RIGHT NOW. 364 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,266 JAKE! 365 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,850 I'M TRYING TO WATCH POOKA POOKA! 366 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,656 HA HA HA! I KNOW WHAT... 367 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,688 WAS THAT HALEY? 368 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,562 CAN I SPEAK WITH HER? 369 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,491 ¶ 3, 4 ¶ 370 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,485 WHAT'S THAT? 371 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,526 [SINGING] 372 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,460 WAIT. THAT'S SINGING. 373 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,565 IT'S JUST HALEY'S DUMB TV SHOW. 374 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,398 SHH. I'M LISTENING. 375 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,223 [SINGING CONTINUES] 376 00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,041 GET HALEY AWAY FROM THE TELEVISION. 377 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,610 NOW! 378 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,947 AW, MAN. 379 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,448 ¶ WELL, TACK TACK TACKLIN' ¶ 380 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,480 ¶ COVERED IN MUD ¶ 381 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,515 ¶ HEY THERE, POOKAPANTS, GIVE ME SOME LOVE ¶ 382 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,491 I WAS REALLY HOPING I WASN'T RIGHT. 383 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,519 WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S GOING ON? 384 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,085 THAT'S NO PUPPET. 385 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,863 HE'S A REAL POOKA-- 386 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,631 A POWERFUL, MAGICAL CREATURE SKILLED IN ENCHANTMENTS. 387 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,570 AND THOSE SONGS OF HIS ARE MIND-CONTROL SPELLS. 388 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,467 MIND CONTROL? 389 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,498 BUT YOU AND ME JUST-- 390 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,542 WE JUST GOT ONE SMALL DOSE. 391 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,367 WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH HALEY'S BEEN GETTING. 392 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,942 AND EVERY OTHER POOKA POOKA FAN OUT THERE. 393 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,671 THERE COULD BE THOUSANDS UNDER HIS SPELL. 394 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,476 THE POOKA THRIVES ON MAYHEM AND CHAOS. 395 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,629 WE GOTTA TELL GRAMPS. 396 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,779 THERE'S GOTTA BE A POTION OR SOMETHING 397 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,721 TO SWITCH THOSE KIDS BACK TO NORMAL. 398 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,177 THERE'S NO TIME. 399 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,654 IF HALEY'S GONE, THEN THE POOKA MUST ALREADY 400 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,523 BE GATHERING HIS HOODLUM TROOPS. 401 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,691 WE HAVE TO FIND THEM NOW! 402 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,159 COULDN'T BE THAT HARD. 403 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,617 HOW COULD YOU NOT SPOT A FURRY PUPPET DUDE 404 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,426 ROUNDING UP A HUGE CROWD OF KIDS? 405 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:58,457 UNLESS THERE ALREADY WAS A HUGE CROWD OF KIDS. 406 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,955 COME ON! 407 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,867 [LAUGHTER] 408 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,668 All: POOKA POOKA RULES! 409 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:05,701 Jake: IN HERE. 410 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,935 ANY SIGN OF THEM? 411 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,610 NO, I CAN'T SEE ANY-- 412 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,608 Trixie: TRY IT ON! 413 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,630 I HAVE TO FIND MY MAN. 414 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:14,648 IF THE BIG HAND FITS, YOU MUST BE IT. 415 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,108 EW, NO! 416 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,575 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF STANK IS IN THERE. 417 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,054 TRY IT ON! 418 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,493 OK, IT AIN'T YOU. 419 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,988 YOU THEN. OR YOU. OR YOU. 420 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,860 TRIX, HALEY'S BEEN TAKEN BY SOME LITTLE PUPPET DUDE, 421 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,660 AND WE CAN'T FIND HER OR HIM ANYWHERE. 422 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,533 [GRUNTING] 423 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,860 I MAY BE REACHING, 424 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:35,465 BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT FURRY LITTLE GUY OVER THERE? 425 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,828 ¶ WAKI WAKI CHICK SA DO ¶ 426 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,166 ¶ SASHI SASHI BA-GO-BA ¶ 427 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,612 ¶ DO-GA POOKA'S ROCK AND ROLL ¶ 428 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,139 [CHEERING] 429 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,884 Haley: POOKA POOKA POOKA! 430 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,848 Jake: COME ON. 431 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,494 YEP, I'M... 432 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,088 [GRUNTING] SLOWLY 433 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,821 COMING. 434 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,730 DRAGONS! [GASPS] 435 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,523 Pooka: FASTER, GANG. 436 00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:11,898 LET'S TAKE THIS POOKA PARTY DOWNSTAIRS! 437 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,778 EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. 438 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,389 INTO THE TRAINS. 439 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,991 LET'S GO POOKA-WILD ON THIS CITY. HA HA HA! 440 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,728 YOU GET THE POOKA, 441 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,229 AND I'LL USE MY MEDITATION TRAINING 442 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,501 TO CALM THE CROWD. 443 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,971 OK, PEOPLE. 444 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,499 BREATHE IN THE LIGHT 445 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,944 AND OUT THE EVIL PUPPET MAN. 446 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,111 WE MADE IT! 447 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,540 [BEEP] 448 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,614 POOKA, ON THE LOOSE-A. 449 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,883 AAH! Jake: NOT QUITE. 450 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,581 END OF THE LINE, FUZZBALL. 451 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,853 ISN'T THIS A PRECARIOUS SITUATION. 452 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,792 Haley: I'LL PROTECT YOU, MASTER. 453 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,122 HALEY, NO! NO! 454 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,924 DRAGON UP! 455 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,690 AAH! 456 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:15,267 SO I'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL POOKA FAN, DO I? 457 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,568 HMM. 458 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,569 CLEAR YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE. 459 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,571 BREAK THE SPELL. 460 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,572 VIOLENCE IS THE PATH OF THE WEAK AND COWARDLY. 461 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,075 Boy: OH, FORGET YOU! 462 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,777 Girl: GET HER! GET OUT OF THE WAY! 463 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,145 [ALL SHOUTING] 464 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,520 COME ON, SISTER. 465 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,888 GO WEAK AND COWARDLY ON THEIR BEHINDS ALREADY. 466 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,619 UHH! 467 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,594 [GRUNTING] 468 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,586 STOP! STOP! 469 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,263 SORRY, POOKA PALS, 470 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,865 BUT ONE DRAGON IS WORTH 1,000 OF YOU LOSERS. 471 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:49,728 HA HA HA! 472 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,336 TA TEE TA TA! 473 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,565 HALEY! JAKEY! 474 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,706 [ALL CRYING] 475 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,411 HEY, I MADE IT. 476 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,116 Jake: UHH! Haley: STOP! 477 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,398 HA HA HA! 478 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,692 POOKA PAIN! POOKA POKE! 479 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,247 TAKE THAT POOKA HATER DOWN! 480 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,615 THEN WE CAN GO RAISE SOME MAYHEM DRAGON STYLE! 481 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:15,731 UHH! 482 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,248 GIVE IT UP, HALEY. 483 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:20,767 I'M BIGGER, STRONGER, AND BEEN DOING THIS LONGER. 484 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,727 AAH! 485 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,000 YEAH? WELL, I CHEAT. 486 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,942 HA! MISSED ME! MISSED ME! NOW YOU GOTTA-- 487 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,205 HYAH! 488 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,214 WHOA! 489 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,750 [SUBWAY WHISTLE BLOWS] 490 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,787 OH! 491 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,762 HALEY, HANG ON! 492 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,790 Girl: WHERE ARE WE? 493 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,896 THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM. 494 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,997 THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET ALL THESE KIDS FOCUSED ON ONE THING. 495 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,070 THERE IS ONE WAY, 496 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,998 BUT IT REQUIRES A SACRIFICE 497 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,403 ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE TO CONTEMPLATE. 498 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:02,405 WELL, GET ON WITH THE SACRIFICE, BOY! 499 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,738 OH, ALL RIGHT. 500 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:09,184 HEY! WHO LIKES FREE VIDEO GAME RELATED PROMOTIONAL TOYS? 501 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,282 [CRYING STOPS] 502 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,783 [ALL CHEERING] 503 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,116 THAT'S IT. ONE AT A TIME. 504 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,091 OFF YOU GO UP THE STAIRS, LITTLE KIPPER. 505 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,333 REALLY? YOU'RE IN A BAND, TOO? 506 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,728 WELL, ACTUALLY I JUST PLAY THE TAMBOURINE 507 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,231 AND SMILE A LOT, BUT-- 508 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:27,772 WHOA! 509 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,744 UHH! UHH! 510 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,335 COME ON, FIGHT LIKE A POOKA. 511 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,713 GO FOR THE CHEAP SHOT! 512 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,950 UNH! 513 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,207 WHO'S THE BIG, STRONG DRAGON NOW, 514 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,726 HUH, JAKE? 515 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,253 FINISH HIM. POOKA COMMANDS YOU. 516 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:49,152 ¶ MIKSHAKA-KALA FEELA RISTS... ¶ 517 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,415 COME ON, HALEY, YOU CAN FIGHT HIS BRAINWASHING. 518 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,125 REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE DEEP DOWN. 519 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,358 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! 520 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,562 YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. 521 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,774 THEN I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND IF I DO THIS. 522 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,027 [BEEP, DIALING] 523 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,415 HEY, MOM. JAKE. 524 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,799 YEAH, I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT ME AND HALEY 525 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,074 SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE TO GO TO VIDGAME CON...TWICE. 526 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,114 Mom: WHAT?! NO! 527 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,878 YOU ARE BOTH... NO! 528 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,337 YOU TOLD ON ME? 529 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,335 UH, WHAT DO YOU CARE? 530 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,406 WE'RE POOKA PEOPLE. 531 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,354 WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE FUN. 532 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,079 OH, AND HALEY SAYS TO TELL DAD 533 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,224 SHE'S BEEN WATCHING THAT PUPPET SHOW HE HATES. 534 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,920 Dad: NOW, YOU KNOW HOW I HATE THAT CREEPY PUPPET. 535 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,422 YOU GET HOME RIGHT AWAY. 536 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,364 THAT IS A BUNCH OF BRAINWASHING. 537 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,539 HOO HOO! COME HOME RIGHT NOW! 538 00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:30,734 SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE IN PRETTY BIG TROUBLE. 539 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,560 TROUBLE? 540 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,403 I CAN'T GET IN TROUBLE. 541 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,928 IT'S AGAINST MY NATURE! 542 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,333 THIS IS... THIS IS... 543 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,495 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 544 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,473 YOU MADE ME DO ALL THIS! 545 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,412 YOU WANT FIRST CRACK AT HIM? 546 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,267 Haley: HYAH! 547 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,076 [CHEERING] 548 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,958 YO, SPUD. 549 00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,852 CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE UP ALL THE FREE GOODIES. 550 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,348 ALL POSSESSIONS ARE FLEETING, 551 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,130 BUT A GOOD DEED IS ETERNAL. 552 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,915 DANG! I WAS JUST GONNA SAY SOMETIMES LIFE'S A PUNK LIKE THAT, 553 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,422 BUT YOURS WAS WAY MORE POETIC. 554 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,934 HEY, HEY! IT'S MY KAMIKAI GIRLFRIEND. 555 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,887 OH, AND YOU FOUND MY BIG HAND GLOVE. 556 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,325 UH, WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, SHORT STUFF? 557 00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:06,101 OH, YEAH. 558 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,499 THAT'S THE CUSTOM FIT. 559 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,370 OH, NO. PUMP THEM BRAKES. 560 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,939 YOU ARE NOT MY KAMIKAI MAN. 561 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,497 YOU'RE LIKE 6 YEARS YOUNGER 562 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,795 AND UMPTEEN INCHES SHORTER. 563 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,366 HEH HEH HEH. YEAH, YOU'D BE AMAZED 564 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,005 WHAT PLATFORM BOOTS AND FOAM MUSCLES CAN DO. 565 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:19,041 YOU WANNA GO DANCE AGAIN? 566 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,145 OR WE COULD JUST KISS OR SOMETHING. 567 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,297 AW, MAN. 568 00:21:22,297 --> 00:21:23,447 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A KYLE WILKINS 569 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,119 OF MYSTERY AND EXCITEMENT. 570 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,978 YOU KNOW MY BIG BROTHER KYLE? 571 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,616 HOW COOL! 572 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,250 I'LL HAVE TO TELL HIM WE'RE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND. 573 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,016 UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 574 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:36,156 OH, NO! 575 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,932 SORRY I WENT HOSTILE ON YOU. 576 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,250 NAH, IT'S MY FAULT. 577 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,557 IF I HADN'T TEASED YOU INTO BREAKING THE RULES, 578 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,426 YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HOOKED ON THAT SHOW 579 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,865 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 580 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,500 I GUESS MAYBE BEING A GOODY TWO-SHOES 581 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,405 ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING. 582 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,867 IT WAS KIND OF FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 583 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,476 GOOD. 'CAUSE I GOT A FEELING 584 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,407 WE'RE GONNA BE SPENDING A WHOLE LOT 585 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,413 OF TIME AT HOME TOGETHER. 586 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,865 [BEEP] 587 00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:58,316 Mom: YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED. 588 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,767 GROUNDED! DO YOU HEAR ME? 589 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,218 Dad: THAT IS RIGHT. YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN. 590 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,150 AW, MAN. AW, MAN. 591 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,085 ...SO HELP ME, LITTLE MISTER AND MISSY, 592 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:07,020 YOU ARE STAYING HERE IF I HAVE TO BOLT YOU TO THE FLOOR. 593 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,891 Haley: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU 594 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,407 THAT POOKA POOKA FUN-FUN FARM 595 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,943 HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY CANCELLED. 596 00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:14,459 INSTEAD, ENJOY THIS EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM 597 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,497 THAT WILL STIMULATE YOUR MIND 598 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,542 AND MAKE YOU A MORE SELF-ACTUALIZED YOUNG PERSON. 599 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,968 LUDWIG VON BEETHOVEN. 600 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,013 THE WATER CYCLE. 601 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,209 THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM. 602 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,940 OK, EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS BORING. 603 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,176 LET'S WATCH BELCHING MONKEYS. 604 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,982 [ALL BELCHING] 605 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,545 OH, YEAH. NOW THAT'S GOOD TV.